6/05/2007

The Fragile 14 year old....

Mr. Fragile (or Princess Grace as his brother likes to call him) went to the orthopaed yesterday. Yup, broken, luckily not badly, luckily no surgery! But it does have a splint cast on it for the next three weeks (Ringman and Pinky are casted together, then the cast runs down the outside of his arm only, kept in place by an ace bandage). Which means no swimming (that's okay, the pool is still coming up..we have been "lazy" in the process), and means Mom is on his took-as all day to "watch what you are doing".

But lets have some fun with it shall we? Anyone have any good cast puns for the boy who LOVES PLASTER? (Hey Himesgang crew, I am betting A could come up with a few!). I shall start us off-this one compliments of the Mama Duck over at the land of the Duckfeeters.

Cast off (clap clap) cast on (clap clap) cast off cast on...the caster.


Anyone else?

6 comments:

DF said...

How about: Hunter and his cast of thousands! or

Now this is the tale of our cast today (sung to the tune of: Gilligan's Island) or

He casts a big shadow.

Carol P. said...

Pun time:

In the Cast-or-Oil investment decision, Princess Grace seems to be making the wrong choice....

Princess Grace should be down-cast, not up-beat. But that's an interesting choice, eh....

Does his school need a cast-a-net player? There are cheaper ways to get in the band.

OK, it's late, I'll try more when my brain is thinking more clearly...

JO said...

Plaster plaster everywhere and not a bone thats safe? (I just seem to be casting about for a good one!)

Carol P. said...

Fiberglass, Plaster, Rah, Rah, Rah
I'm buying my ortho's kids a car!
I won't get one, nosiree,
My parents invested in plaster, you see!

A t-shirt: My parents and I went to the ortho, and all I got was this lousy cast.

Carol P. said...

Plaster. Doesn't Haster. But it does! (to the tune of the Shasta pop commercial of our youth)

Teach the King this, then let him sing it over and over and over again...

You could probably do something with "elbow room, elbow room" too. "Elbow room, elbow room. Got to, got to give me lots of elbow room! It's off with one cast, then bust. In God we trust! I need another cast right there!!!"

DF said...

How about: Let's go fishing, cuz H has already cast!