Striking Fear in the Hearts of Parents Everywhere....

(Actual Conversation...short sweet....and one that "strikes fear")

Mom: L-Key? (in an effort to determine what room he is in)

Lkey: "NOTHING!"

Yup...it is the official "nothing" where a "Yes mom?" would suffice. Did your stress-o-meter just go off? Mine did. (Oh..and he was behind the couch with the telephone)