Butt Paste....the non-greek (I couldn't resist) solution to Windex.....

In the mail today, Capt Oz received a newspaper clipping from one of the parents of a Cadet here in the "Company".  This mom had written the article (she is a writer)

Here is a link detailing the glories of  Dr. Boudreaux's Butt Paste...yes, you heard me.....

BUTT PASTE  

If you have never heard of this "miracle cream", that's okay.  Most folks who know about it, only are aware of it because they have a baby with diaper rash - or they see it in a baby aisle when they are shopping for a shower gift, and pick it up as a joke to go along with the "Billy Bob Teeth Pacifier". 

If you HAVE heard (or used) this cream on a baby's bottom, you know it works.  What you may  not have known is that it works wonders on things like kitchen burns, contact dermatitis and the like.  But we know it - and know it well.

So back to the article...

Did you read it?  No?  Here is another chance..... I WANT TO READ THE ARTICLE

Did you notice who was speaking in the article to the writer?  Yup!  None other than Captain Oz himself.  He laughed when, after picking some up on the way home, the article writer/cadet mom called him the day after the conversation and said to him..."WOW...you weren't kidding!  This stuff is amazing".  

Just another day in the land of oz.  Butt Paste....on burns....it is a laugh a minute.