3/08/2010

Butt Paste....the non-greek (I couldn't resist) solution to Windex.....

In the mail today, Capt Oz received a newspaper clipping from one of the parents of a Cadet here in the "Company".  This mom had written the article (she is a writer)

Here is a link detailing the glories of  Dr. Boudreaux's Butt Paste...yes, you heard me.....

Boudreaux's Butt PasteBUTT PASTE  











If you have never heard of this "miracle cream", that's okay.  Most folks who know about it, only are aware of it because they have a baby with diaper rash - or they see it in a baby aisle when they are shopping for a shower gift, and pick it up as a joke to go along with the "Billy Bob Teeth Pacifier". 

If you HAVE heard (or used) this cream on a baby's bottom, you know it works.  What you may  not have known is that it works wonders on things like kitchen burns, contact dermatitis and the like.  But we know it - and know it well.

So back to the article...

Did you read it?  No?  Here is another chance..... I WANT TO READ THE ARTICLE

Did you notice who was speaking in the article to the writer?  Yup!  None other than Captain Oz himself.  He laughed when, after picking some up on the way home, the article writer/cadet mom called him the day after the conversation and said to him..."WOW...you weren't kidding!  This stuff is amazing".  

Just another day in the land of oz.  Butt Paste....on burns....it is a laugh a minute.   

2 comments:

The Girl Next Door said...

As one who keeps burn cream next to the stove, "I need to get me some of that!" Daughter and I thank you...as does Cuz Kathy who also keeps burn cream next to the stove... (oven mitts? what oven mitts?!)

JO said...

Funny name...great stuff! Doesn't have the zinc content that A&D or some of the other ointments for rash have....but whatever its "secret ingredients" are...they work well on the ol' burns you get from splattering water, grease, and when you pick up that pan in the oven and mash the back of your hand against the hot rack above!!